May 2013
egg-rolls:
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
It's cute when guys tell you things.
Even when it’s as simple as a story of when they were younger or if they tell you about a dream they had, it’s just so cute. I like it when a guy can be honest. Forget the act of trying to be mysterious because it’s not attractive, it’s confusing. Just be straight up with me. Trust me and I’ll trust you.
me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
me now: *cries because this is all I do*
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
infinityc0re:
*showering* *not hot enough* *turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
esexist:
guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
nigforaday:
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
